Happy April Fools Day, Dear ol' Dad

Dear Dad,

I know you are reading this. Today I WILL NOT fall for any of your tricks. Do not even think about trying to prank me today like in every year past. I know you are already cooking up something good, but this year, I WILL NOT  be so gullible as to believe that you were attacked by a bobcat, joining the rodeo, or making me a 26 year old big sister (not funny by the way). 

Love ya lots,

Nan

This is his real hair, fyi.